- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Bumsniffer

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

potatoes

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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