You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Your Mom

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Woman's Rights.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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