Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Get in the van

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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