Women

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Adam Sandler.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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