If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Don't think of granny porn

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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cot!

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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