Obama-Care

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Poop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do magnets work?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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