A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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minorities.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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