What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

cory is gay

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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