- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your Mom

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

planking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Chayton

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Women's Rights

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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