What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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a black guy leaves prison

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Your mom

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Penis!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Anti Joke

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