- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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