Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Penis in a box.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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