What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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