"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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hi

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a little girl gets raped

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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