What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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It says so on your cap.

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Justin Bieber

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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