What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Fuck her

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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