What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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My Girlfriend

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Write your own

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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ballsack

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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