- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What is brown and sticky?

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

How do magnets work?

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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