Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Patrick is gay

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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