- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Anne Frank.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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