Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The glass is half an hour.

How do magnets work?

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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