How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I can't think of a joke!

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Haha

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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