- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Black people are clen.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

your mother is so lesbian

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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