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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

the guy below me is gay

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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hey bill!

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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