This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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who eats pencils asians

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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the guy below me is gay

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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