- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

sixty....eight.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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