So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...