I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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dog

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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