- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Dozer has a soul

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

MICHAEL

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Your Mom

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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