how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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