- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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