- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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