- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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