- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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