did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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who eats pencils asians

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Hi colton

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you just lost the game!

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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hey bill!

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Sarah Palin is President

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