Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Kittens.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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hi

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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