- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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