when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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ps3

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Romney 2012

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Sea World Japan.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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