Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

I can Nazi

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Women"s Rights

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

shut up

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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