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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

women playing football?

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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