What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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who eats pencils asians

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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