What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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hi

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Small titties.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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