What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

you just lost the game!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

thumb_up thumb_down -7

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

hey bill!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

thumb_up thumb_down -95

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops