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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

-5

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

-5

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

-5

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

-21

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

-23

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

-25

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

-27

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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