What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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cot!

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Obama.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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666 im christian

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I am a real homosexual

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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