- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the chicken whent boomand then died

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