What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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