Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A man. That is all.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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