Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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your face.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Hello

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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james schmitt whats your last name

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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