Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Write your own

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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69

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Come in

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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