Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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2

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Brittney Spears

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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