Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Nah

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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