- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

sweaty black guy

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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