Pavel Novak

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Canida

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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