- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Hey, Max!!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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