Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Romney 2012

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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