What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Don't rape me!

A Muslim blows up a bar

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A man. That is all.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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