What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

I love Ciara!

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's funnier than 24? 25.

haha.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

The WNBA

Kittens.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

nice shorts.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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