Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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