flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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sweaty black guy

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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