What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Women's Basketball.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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I cant think of one (._. )

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