- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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