What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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