say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Penis.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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asd

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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