- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

Why was sally crying? she was sad

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