What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Dinosaur!

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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I'm Halarious.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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