a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What do people say? words.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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