Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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